Named In Song
Colorado - "I guess he'd rather be in Colorado" by John Denver; "Bound for Colorado" by Jackson Browne; "Colorado" by Stephen Stills
Penn. - "Pennsylvania is" by Everclear; "Pennsylvania" by The Bloodhound Gang; "You've got a friend in Pennsylvania" by New Found Glory
Advantage - PA. Everclear and the Bloodhounds versus a bunch of hippies? No contest here.
Colorado - The US government owns a whopping 33% of the land in the state.
Penn. - "Fast Eddie" Rendell and his
Advantage - PA.
Colorado - "Nothing Without the Deity"
Penn. - "Virtue, Liberty, and Independence"
Advantage - PA. That motto kicks ass! Although it is nice of Colorado to give Hamels a shout-out in their motto.
Namesake University Known for
Colorado - Hippies.
Penn. - Ivy League education, leading east coast hospital, one of the greatest college basketball arena's in the country...
Advantage - PA.
Colorado - South Park
Penn. - That place in the movie "The Village"
Advantage - Colorado. If I ever meet M. Night Shamalamadingdong, I'm going to shake his hand and congratulate him on "The Sixth Sense." Then I'm going to ask him for the 3 bucks I spent renting "The Village."
ESPN's Mt. Rushmore of Sports
Colorado - John Elway, Goose Gossage, Joe Sakic, Todd Helton
Penn. - Wilt Chamberlain, Joe Paterno, Mario Lemieux, Roberto Clemente.
Advantage - PA. Suck it Colorado! PA kicks your ass without using Johnny Unitas, Joe Montana, Joe Namath, Dr. J, Arnold Palmer, Mike Schmidt, Joe Frazier, Dan Marino, Jim Thorpe and many others.
Michael Moore Movies Filmed In-state
Colorado - One (Bowling For Colombine).
Penn. - Zero
Advantage - PA. Want to raise your states average IQ and lower it's average weight? Just keep Michael Moore from shooting a movie there.
There you have it. In the biggest runaway victory in this series so far, tonight's opponent Colorado gets hammered like Matt Stairs, 6 to 1. And I didn't even have to mention Jean Benet Ramsey. The Rockies have no chance in this series...