Sunday, March 29, 2009

One More Week


It's been the longest spring training in the history of Major League Baseball and I for one am ready for it to come to an end so that Phillies can begin their quest of repeating as World Series champions. One more week is all we have to put up with of meaningless stats, scores, and win/loss totals. Next Sunday night on April 5th the season begins with the Philadelphia Phillies and Brett Myers taking on the Atlanta Braves and Derek Lowe. I wish I had a remote like Adam Sandler in Click, so I could just fast-forward through this week.
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WSBGM's Phantasy League 3:
(1st Round Draft Results)
1. Bumpin' Utleys- Hanley Ramirez
2. Yuengling Lagers- Manny Ramirez
3. Dickie's Thongs- Albert Pujols
4. Grand Pappies- Jimmy Rollins
5. Scotty Baseball- Jose Reyes
6. Asheboro A$$holes- David Wright
7. David Wrong- Grady Sizemore
8. Burrell Priapism- Ryan Howard
9. Dick Allen Thumpers- Miguel Cabrera
10. The Mulholland 45's- Chase Utley
11. Prystline- Ryan Braun
12. Hoochie Cooches- Evan Longoria
13. Stairs' Ass Hammers- Josh Hamilton
14. Jimmy Rollers 09- Ian Kinsler
15. World F'in Champs- Mark Teixeria
16. Chase Utley's Hip- Justin Morneau

Looks like the Phils beat the Mets again, 3 picks to 2. For those of you that don't know what priapism is, consider yourself now informed. Isn't it beautiful how David Wright was selected right before David Wrong got to pick?

~Carson

4 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Happy 31st birthday to the Bearded Wonder Eric Bruntlett today.

I've read multiple reports that the Phils are still shopping for a righthanded bench bat.

furiousBall said...

bumpin' utleys is the best name ever

GM-Carson said...

I'm sure glad spring training doesn't count because the Phils are playing like shit. They've got one of the worst records 10-16-2.

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