Over the past two Holiday Seasons, WSBGM's has brought you 12 Days of Christmas Phillies Style Volume 1 and Volume 2. Scrooge McCorey and Santa Carson are back this year with a brand new edition...sorta like Vanilla Ice, but cooler and with less rage.
On the 12th day of the season,
the Phillies gave to me...
12 Outfield assists from the dearly departed Pat Burrell
11 Postseason wins
10 Migraines from Sarge, T-Mac, and Wheels
9 Paltry homeruns from Geoff Jenkins
8 Million wasted dollars on Adam Eaton
7 Untrue Derek Lowe rumors
6 Subway endorsements for Ryan Howard
5 Oh, Canada's! for Matt Stairs
4 Strikeouts in 6 at bats for Greg Golson
3 Relief appearance from RJ Swindle
2 Straight collapses of the Mets
1 World Series Trophy
and 0 Blown saves from Brad Lidge.
Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or cry yourself to sleep with a bottle of Jim Beam...Happy Holidays!
*Phillies Christmas Album courtesy of The Phunyun.