Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving Slide Show

Our boy Pat Burrell may be leaving via free agency. Chase Utley may be out until June. The Phillies biggest offseason move to date has been re-signing Scott Eyre and trading away Greg Golson. Don't be down though, the Phils are still World Series Champions, and that's plenty to be thankful for. Have a happy Thanksgiving and enjoy some random Phillies pictures.


~Carson

8 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Some Thanksgiving jokes for you-

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey.

If April showers
bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore

GM-Carson said...

On this date in Phillies history:
Happy Bday to J-Roll.

Free Agent signing Sid Fernandez.

Traded for Rico Brogna.

Bob D said...

Victorino in a grass shirt awesome!

The Phanatic looks as if he should be recruiting phans. Of course when its followed by the picture of Burrell shooting the middle finger it doesn't help.

furiousBall said...

happy thanksgiving!

dr. steve said...

RICOOOOOOOOOOO BROGNAAAAAAAAAAA

Bob D said...

Well, one turkey dinner down, one to go. Thats right its half time between Thanksgiving dinners. I hope everyone is getting their belly fully this Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving everyone, and Thank you God for the World Championship this year.

GM-Carson said...

Damn, I'm tired of eating.

Aaron said...

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful that the Phillies did not just sign Sid Fernandez or trade for Rico Brogna.

But mostly I'm thankful that the Phillies are World Fucking Champions!!!!!!!!!!!!