Looks like the Phillies have saved the WSBGM's readership from coverage of the WNBA and other obscure sports yet again. Yesterday wasn't a bluff either; if the Phils had lost, a big ol' shuttlecock was coming your way today. Jokes aside, last night was a decent ballgame with some new quirks. JA Happ pitching well enough to warrant a couple more starts. Clay Condrey pitching the 8th inning of a tie game and striking out the side. Carlos Ruiz actually getting a hit, and putting the guacamole on the taco by scoring the first run of the game. Ryan Howard and Pedro Feliz "clutching up" (thanks Sarge) by homering for the go-ahead run and insurance run in the bottom of the 8th. Then the old standby of Brad Lidge shutting down the opposition in the 9th for yet another flawless save opportunity. That win came at a good time because not only were the fans starting to panic, so were the players and coaching staff. So, bottoms up fellas, and chug until your stomach churns, but be ready for a Business Persons Special today at 1:05 with Grand Pappy Moyer going against Braden Pooper-Looper.