Monday, February 04, 2008

It's Ballgirl Time

It's that time of year again....time to meet the 2008 Phillies ballgirls. Ef yeah!

JustineChristyFirst, the returning ball-getters. The big news is that Christy and Justine (pictured) are back! While most of you were eagerly awaiting free agent signings and trades, I was anxiously hoping that I would have one more year of gawking at these two. Sweet.

Also back are Teresa, Sam, Debbie, Jocelyn, and Lindsay.

Now, for the newbies. (Bio info and pics from

Alison Augustyn (no pic)
Hometown: Delran, NJ
Division I swimmer at Drexel University
Graduates June 2008 with a B.S. in environmental engineering
WSBGM comments: What was the last decent thing to come out of Delran, NJ? Penn State QB brothers John and Tony Sacca?

Irena Irena Burgos
Hometown: Mays Landing, NJ
Played softball at Rider University (MACC Champions, 2003)
Graduates May 2008 with a master's degree in communications from LaSalle University
WSBGMs comment: Gotta give love to the Explorers. She may not be the best looking or the smartest (see: Communications studies), but if she was, she probably wouldn't be an Explorer, so you might as well celebrate it.

Shawn Casey
Hometown: Manchester, NJ
Member of Temple University Division I softball team (2003-2006)
Academic All-American
WSBGMs comment: Wow, how the mighty have fallen. From three time All Star, to being traded away by the Pirates, to Phillies ball girl. Some people just don't know when to quit.

Lauren Economou (no pic)
Hometown: Media, PA
Graduates December 2007 with a M.E. in visual arts from The University of the Arts
Graduate of Syracuse University
WSBGMs comment: Syracuse, ehh. McNabb went to Syracuse. I hope when she tosses foul balls into the stands to little kids, she a bit more accurate than McNabb is.

Katie Katie Haughey
Hometown: Medford, NJ
Graduate of Rowan University
Health and physical education teacher in Mt. Laurel, NJ
WSBGMs comment: I have to say, a red flag goes up when I see "physical education teacher" as the occupation. Not to be make too much of a generalization, but I knew three such teachers when I was in school, and two of them played for the other team. We can only hope that trend holds true...

Laura Laura Litzenberger
Hometown: Kintnersville, PA
Graduate of Kutztown University
3-time winner of Phillies Home Run Derby (1995, 1996, 1998)
Teacher in Kintersville, PA
WSBGMs comment: She looks good, but possibly a touch too old to be a new ballgirl. It's only one pic and I could be wrong, or maybe the team had to fill their "cougar quota." Either way, welcome aboard Laura, we're glad to have you.

Elena Elena Medina
Hometown: Cherry Hill, NJ
Graduates December 2007 with a B.A. in education from Rowan University
Captain of Cherry Hill East softball team (2001-2002)
WSBGMs comment: This is a shame, another fine looking female who feels the need to be orange.

Christy Christy Oakes
Hometown: Haddonfield, NJ
M.A. in Education from University of Pennsylvania
Elementary school teacher in Evesham Township School District
Captain of Haddonfield Memorial High School softball team
WSBGMs comment: Penn, ehh. Doug Glanville went to Penn. She's a keeper.

Gina Gina Papili
Hometown: Wilmington, DE
Sophomore at University of Delaware
Played varsity softball at St. Mark's High School in Wilmington, DE
WSBGMs comment: I always thought "gina papili" were those things on your tongue that helped you taste food. No?

Janita Styles (no pic)
Hometown: Nevada; Resides in Philadelphia
Graduate of University of Nevada
Part-time radio talent for 100.3 The Beat
Division I track scholarship
WSBGMs comment: Here she is on the 100.3 the Beat website, looking very sweet. And here is her myspace page. Whoa, big difference. Check out those abs. I'm not into chicks that look like they could kick my ass with just their stomachs. I won't be asking her for a foul ball...

There you have hit, the 2008 Phillies Ballgirls. Enjoy your gawking, gentleman,and don't forget to bring lots of singles.



GM-Carson said...

I don't know about the rest of you, but Shawn Casey is smokin' hot!!! Give me a slab of that...

GM-Carson said...

On the Oh-Dallas Perez front- Ruben Amaro Jr. said yesterday that the team's interest is just "lukewarm" and that there is no timetable for making a decision.

The Phillies also plan to look at righthander Kris Benson, who missed last season following shoulder surgery, when he throws for interested teams this week in the Atlanta area. If the Phillies sign either pitcher, it would most likely be a minor league contract.

*Hell, I say sign them both to a minor league deal and stash them in Allentown until needed, because they will be needed at some point. With nearly 150 free agents remaining on the market, I wouldn't be surprised to see some of them inking minor league deals.

furiousBall said...

Shawn Casey has awesome tits

GM-Carson said...

I know this is comparing apples and oranges, or maybe I should say elephants and cheetahs, but Curtis Granderson just signed a 5 year $30.25 million contract. He is a tremendous all-around talent and doesn't become a free agent until 2011...the same year Ryan Howard becomes a free agent. Yet it's rumored that Howard is looking for 20+ million a season, a far cry from the nice deal Granderson just signed. My point of all this- while I don't expect Howard to sign for the equivalent of 6 mil a season, 20+ mil is ridiculous and outlandish.

Sean said...

Oh yeah, Janita's abs are crazy. They look like a baby (she changed her myspace picture to a baby girl)!

Corey said...

you'll have to take my word for it, two days ago it was her with scary big abs...and if that is her baby and those abs were post-baby, she should be writing a book or hosting a work-out video or something...

SirAlden said...

Do you think the Phillie Phanatic is getting any?

He does have that long thin ant-eater tongue!

Skeeter said...

Those girls seem pretty beat. Granted, I will undoubtedly yell inappropriate sexual slander at them at some point this season.

GM-Carson said...

Skeeter, not every girl can be a super model.

Daniel said...

i went to school with Lauren...nice girl...her nickname was BBMG...enough said

GM-Carson said...

BBMG = Big Boobs McGee?

Daniel said...

bingo, Carson...wasn't even a behind her back thing, she embraced it...def will be one of the best looking of the group

GM-Carson said...


Hugging Harold Reynolds said...

Still one of Bill Giles' best brainchilds.

UncleKevin said...

i met irena at a trade show this past weekend and she is nothing short of gorgeous

philsphantic4 said...

The phils put up new pictures of all the ballgirls this season! Just thought i'd let you guys know so you could analyze them for good this time! Some of them are hot!

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