Sunday, January 13, 2008

Phillies Wars - Episode III

Johan Santana as Darth Vader - If there ever was threat to the "good guys," it's Johan Santana. If the Evil Mets acquire Santana and his powerful, possibly mechanical, left arm, and then trick convince him to sign a long term deal, it could spell the end of the Phillies' one year reign as NL East champions.

Chris Wheeler as Jar Jar Binks - The one alien creature and Phillies announcer whose annoying , excessive, and altogether unproductive speaking ruins the viewing experience.

Cole Hamels as Luke Skywalker - The great hopes.

David Bell as C-3PO - Useless. Relies on others around him to get things done (R2-D2, Jimmy Rollins, etc.) and Effeminate.


Princess Leia (tied to Jabba) as Paul LoDuca - She has a big mouth until she gets tied to a 2 ton Hutt who puts her in her place. Going from princess to slave girl must be tough, kind of like losing the NL East lead late in the season by being totally pwned by the Phillies.

Corey

11 comments:

Corey said...

Like the real Star Wars, there will be some time between the first and second three trilogies...

GM-Carson said...

If this blog got national exposure, I'm sure that this Phillies Wars triology would be award winning. Fine work Corey!!!

SirAlden said...

Great Job!

Maybe whiny Delgrado as Jabba to Princess DoLuca!

I still like Amaro as Jar-jar Binks!

Bob D said...

Its a great way to pass the winter. Corey looks like he may cross the writers picket line and start writing for Hollywood. He is now building his resume.

The Phils want to see if Benson made any progress since his last throwing session. He still may end up on the team yet.

Los said...

Wheeler actually does have some good things to say every once in a while ... but you are right, he far too often talks about nothing important, and just likes to hear his voice ...

GM-Carson said...

Wheeler annoys the hell outta me some times, but I don't hate him. I just wish he wouldn't be such a kiss ass.

furiousBall said...

you're going to hell for putting LoDuca's head on Leia's body.

GM-Carson said...

I bet that ruined many private spanking sessions for you FuriousBall...didn't it?

furiousBall said...

private?

Corey said...

we know siralden is pat gillick, now i'm suspecting furiousball may be paul reubens...

GM-Carson said...

Oh Pee-Wee!