When I think of Philly, I think of cheese steaks...not meatloaf. It's cool to have celebrity fans of our squad, but Meatloaf hasn't been cool since the Rocky Horror Picture Show days...I'd much rather have the ever-popular Will Smith bringing in some extra Phillies PhanPhare. Besides that, meatloaf is a very sketchy meal and is probably best washed down with a tall mug of Schlitz.
Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed.
A six of Schlitz and the brew Manischewitz.
With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle.
I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle.
Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk.
Bloodhound Gang- You're Pretty When I'm Drunk