Sunday, November 18, 2007

WSBGM's Nicknames

Here at WSBGM's we like to have some fun at the expense of our favorite team, the Phillies. Over the past 2 years we've been calling players names that their mamma's didn't intend for them, but that isn't going to stop us. Some nicknames are obvious like anything resembling a R-Tard for Charlie Manuel, Model Dictator for Fabio Castro, or 6-Finger-Ant for Antonio Alfonseca. Other monikers were just made up for a laugh and have stuck to some extent. Here are some of my favorites...

Jon Lieber as Donut Eater







Aaron Rowand as Fence Face






Abraham Nunez as No-Hit

Chris Roberson as Crackhead



Geoff Geary as Gas Can









Danny Sandoval as No-Talent Ass-Clown

~Carson

12 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Bartolo Colon is being mentioned by various outlets that the Phils have interest in him. I think he'll cost far too much and is far to risky...sounds like a stupid move Gillick would make. I'm cool if you offer him 2 mil and make him earn more through innings pitched incentives, but he's going to get more than that on this shitty pitching market.

furiousBall said...

if you draw a dark line half way up the exact middle of his face, Danny actually does look like an ass that needs a shave.

GreggyD said...

I definitely would take Colon with a small base salary contract that's loaded with incentives, but he is way past his prime and does not deserve big money from any team really. We all know that the Phils won't spend the big dollars so we have no reason to worry.

SirAlden said...

Colon should not be paid alot. A base and incentives. Anything to replace Eaton.

SirAlden said...

TAIPEI, Taiwan -- The United States won baseball's World Cup for the first time since 1974, ending Cuba's streak of nine straight titles with a 6-3 victory Sunday as Jayson Nix and Jason Jaramillo drove in two runs each.

GM-Carson said...

Don't be surprised if we see Jason Jaramillo behind the plate some for the Phils this season.

Colon is huge- he weighs like 260 but isn't even 6 feet tall.

SirAlden said...

So let me get it right here GM Carson. Are you saying that Colon has a huge colon?

GM-Carson said...

He very well might have a huge colon, because based on his weight, it doesn't appear he takes enough dumps.

GM-Carson said...

Rumors put to bed: Mike Lowell re-upped with Boston, sorry no new 3rd baseman yet. Jon Garland swapped to Anaheim for Orlando Cabrera- no new starter yet.

SirAlden said...

"The Phillies and Dodgers were apparently willing to go to four years, but Lowell wants to remain in Boston."

We were trying. Now learn your lesson when GM's the world over say that they are not doing something They are lying so the hype frenzy does not drive up the price.

Malcolm said...

When Colon goes 17-7, recapturing what made him a Cy Young winner and becoming Comeback Player of the Year in the process, you'll thank who said it first.

That would be me.

GM-Carson said...

Malcolm- if that Chubby Chucker Color wins 17 games next season, I'll give up my falsified title of GM and crown it upon you instead. I doubt Color wins 17 games in the next 2 seasons combined.