After 2 seasons of pure hell, the demon has been exorcised- NO MORE NO-HIT NUNEZ!!! While donning a Phillies uniform the Hitless Wonder performed magical feats of futility with the stick- batting a horrendous .221, in 259 games, spanning 574 at bats, with less power than a dead 9-volt battery- 20 doubles, 3 triples, and 2 measly homeruns; and don't forget his 17 batting into double plays. The man sucked at the plate, and his glove was not spectacular enough to overcome is ineptitude of handling the bat. Out of fear of him coming back to the Phillies via a minor league contract or even a minor league managing assignment in the future, we will no longer speak his evil name (No-Hit Nunez), rather he will be referred to as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, because just like Harry Potter being terrified of Lord Voldemort, Abe Nunez scares the bejebus outta me. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and good bye!