Aaron Rowand - Natural Light - Natty Light is really cheap, costing far less then 10 bucks for a suitcase. It is weak in taste, battling Coors Light for the winner of "Beer That Tastes Most Like Water." It contains about as much alcohol as water too, so it is relatively pointless to drink. Doesn't sound too much like Aaron Rowand, does it? Well, the only good use for Natty Light(because of it's water-like nature) is beer pong. And based on the pic below, I think Rowand would appreciate the association.
Reasons Why Yesterday Sucked:
*1.5 back became 2.5 back, with little time left.
*The Mets, Padres, and the Diamondbacks all won, but the Phillies did not.
*Our offense was nonexistent.
*Our pitching was decent last night aside from the undeservedly much hyped Brett Myers.