A man with spare time is a dangerous thing. A Phillies fan with a blog of his own and spare time is almost scary. Without further ado, I bring to you...
All right stop collaborate and listen.
GM-Carson is back with my brand new edition.
Phillies got a hold of me tightly,
Seem to be losing both daily and nightly.
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.
We do have a manager that is a bit slow.
To the extreme I rock a keyboard like a vandal.
Light up a monitor and wax Gillick like a candle.
Rant, go rush to the stadium and boo.
They're killing playoff dreams like a poisonous mushroom.
Deadly when you hear Nunez's at bat melody.
Better hope Myers doesn't commit another felony.
Love 'em or leave 'em, Alfonseca keeps gaining weight.
You better close your eyes, because some of them can't play.
If there was a problem, Yo I'll solve it.
Check out the hook while DJ Corey revolves it.
We should be GM's baby...too true, too true!
The Phillies make me crazy, that's the only explanation I can offer for this.