Pat "the Bat" Burrell had a terrific game last night, going 3-4 with 2 runs scored, 2 homeruns, and 5 RBI. Two jacks in one game was highly doubtful, because he had 1 the entire season, but this just goes to show you should never hate on my boy Burrell.
Some a-hole poster on here named GM-Carson, had this to say yesterday- "This season would easily have another 4-5 wins tacked on if Howard and Burrell were swinging the bats with any type of authority.
We're Burrell supporters on here, but he sucks right now. He draws walks and can throw base runners out from the outfield...other than that he's pitiful. His average is dropping, he no power to speak of. C'mon Burrell we need you. And Howard's struggles have been lamented on here before, so with Howard and Burrell in the 4/5 holes of the lineup, no wonder our offense sucks most of the time. Get your sh*t together!!!"
Hey, GM-Carson, Burrell's got a message for you...
What Up Homie?:
*Cole Hamels won his 5th game last night, and this is important because it keeps the cocky left-hander on pace to win the 20 games he expects of himself.
*Not only does Alfonseca have extra digits on hands and toes, he seems to be packing on some extra pounds to that already enormous bump of a gut. He must be taking a liking to the Philly eateries, possibly stowing away a snack in there for between innings.
*Today's game against the Cubs is being nationally televised on Fox and Corey and I will be there and inebriated. So look for the dude (me) going ape-sh*t in the crowd after a Burrell homerun and a butt-plug (Corey) using Richie Ashburn's crotch as a resting area.