Promote- Fabio Castro. The Legend & Lore of Thee Model Dictator is set to return to the City of Brotherly Love. We desperately need a lefty in the 'pen that can throw strikes and get batters out with more regularity than someone who has been on a 3-day cheese eating binge.
Demote- Matt Smith. The Ace of Walks struggles have been well documented on this blog. I truly hope he goes to Ottawa, works on his pitching mechanics, rediscovers his release point, and finds his way back to Philly because he does have decent pitches, just no control over them right now.
Promote- Chris Coste. Look at this goofy North Dakotan. We need a a respectable backup catcher to compliment Chooch Ruiz, and one that batted .328 as a rookie would seem like a perfect fit to me. Then again, I'm only a self-proclaimed GM, Patty G makes the real decisions unfortunately. How much longer must we wait for our Disney trademarked boy to make his return to the Bigs?
Demote- Rod Barajas. Mr. Anti-Hit is batting a buck-sixty with an Abe Nunez-like .504 OPS. Why the hell did we sign this guy again? Oh yeah, Gillick is a top-notch talent evaluator, much like Wheeler is a Hall-of-Fame bound broadcaster...spare me!
Demote- Abe Nunez aka No-Hit Nunez or Bag-of-Crap-Nuni (that's a new one). This man gets less hits than a hand of 21 in a game of blackjack. Then again, Manuel would probably split and hit that...he's not very good with numbers.
Promote- Pie Guy. Everyone loves Tomas Perez, because everyone loves to get white creamy stuff splattered all over their face...wait, what?
Don't push me, 'cuz I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head.