Just minutes before game time...
Phils Phorever- I am so stoked for tonight's game, there is no way the Phillies are losing with Hamels on the mound.
Howard 4 MVP- We've got this game in the bag. The Blaster-Master, Ryan Howard, completely owns Tim Hudson.
Phaith No More- Is that a cocky swagger or just dumb-blind optimism?
Fastforward a few innings...
Phils Phorever- Hamels is dealing tonight, they'd think he was stacking the deck if he were playing poker.
Phaith No More- That joke was pathetic, but not quite as pathetic as the Phils excuse for an offense.
Lieberthal Phan- The Phillies should have retained Lieberthal. I don't know how they expect to compete with Rod Barajas and this weak hitting Carlos Ruiz.
Phaith No More- and it's a long drive...it's outta here, homerun Carlos Ruiz. What was that you were saying Lieberthal Phan?
Bottom of the 8th inning...
Phils Phorever- Hamels pitched brilliantly. He will win 20 games this season, with the first W coming tonight after this strong performance. Gordon will lock it down for us in the 9th, but lets score some security runs just to be on the safe side.
Flyin' Hawaiian- My boy Victorino is like a kid juiced up on Moutain Dew out there. That's 2 clutch doubles in late and close games in a row now. Time to show 'em your speed there Jitterbug.
Howard 4 MVP- Shame Shane got thrown out at 3rd on that steal attempt, but I like his aggressiveness. Don't worry though, our hero Howard has decent speed for a big man and will find a way to score here to tack on that extra run.
Phaith No More- Good call slap-nuts, did you both go to the Charlie Manuel school for retards? Never, and I mean never, run yourself out of an inning, and the Phils did just that. Victorino will steal his fair share of bases this season, but in the 8th inning with 1 out in a 2-0 game is not the time. Oh, and Howard may be able to big-rig himself around the bases, but I thought we got rid of Bill Dancy as our 3rd base coach.
Flash Iz Cash- I'm glad we have a proven closer to fall back on in games like this. Just think we could be in limbo like the Devil Rays.
Phaith No More- Didn't we hire Tonya Harding to take care of Brian McCann? No wonder that bitch didn't win gold.
Fuqua 4 Mensa- This is why Charlie is a players' manager. He shows trust and faith in them and gives them the opportunity to reclaim their dignity and be the hero after they went and messed up in a previous game. Mark my word, Madson starts his season of dominance right now.
Phaith No More- Don't you guys read WSBGM's. That highly intelligent and humorous writer, GM-Carson, put the stats up on the site clear as day. Madson's career trend is trash.
Fuqua 4 Mensa- See that? Madson pitches a beautiful 10th inning. Whoever this GM-Carson is, obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.
Phaith No More- Wow, Ryan Madson sucks! 2 games into the season and he owns both losses. You can't blame Charlie Manuel for this game though, because he didn't have anybody else to turn to in the bullpen. Wait, Antonio Alfonseca, Clay Condrey, Zack Segovia, and Joe Bisenius were all out there getting hemroids from riding that cold-ass metal bench in the bullpen. Welcome to DFL.
Phils Phorever- What's DFL?
Phaith No More- Dead F@#kin' Last!
Faith No More/Epic- "You want it all but you can't have it. It's in your face but you can't grab it."