Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Moments of Kruk

Did the Phils trade Lieber? No.

Did Antonio Alfonseca grow a seventh finger? Maybe.

Is David Bell still jobless? Sweet Jesus, Yes!

Is there any real news to report? Hell no!

Thus...


"What the Kruk?" Moment III









"What the Kruk?" Moment IV

~Carson

10 comments:

Scotty said...

If I ever get a chance to hold a draft for a professional wiffle ball team, I am taking Antonio Alfonseca with my first pick. No one would be able to touch a pitcher with 6 fingers in a wiffle ball game.

Maria said...

No Phillies today except that individual season tickets go on sale today!

GM-Carson said...

Another season and another opening day that I'll be watching/listening to the game on the tv/radio rather than at the park. My brother-in-law couldn't score tickets. The server was the busy at 7:30 am, screwed everything up. I was informed that the opening day tix were already sold out prior to today anyway, because season ticket holders gobbled them up...greedy bastards!

I knew I should have sprung for a 6 pack of game this year, but with the baby on the way and all I need to prioritize...damn priorities!

Skeeter said...

dude, I called up at 9am and got 3 tickets right away.

DONT GIVE UP PUSSY!!!!!! ebay, stubhub, vivid tickets, scalpers. Come on man, you don't want to be at the first game of the best Phillies season since 1980? Plus, that stadium is going to need all the Burrell supporters it can fit.

Fat Ted said...

I'd say that any post with Kruk in is it a good post.

If you are taking requests I'd like a Darren Daulton post some day.

GM-Carson said...

Fat Ted- Screw Darren Daulton! But seriously, I think I can work some random Dutch pics into a blog here and there.

I should have told him to call instead of using the unreliable internet...f'n technology!!!

GM-Carson said...

By the way 44 votes for Helms and 9 bungholes voted Abraham...freakin' Corey!

GM-Carson said...

We all know Nunez can't hit, but now he's a liar too...

"I've never had a stretch that bad," Nunez said. "It's not how you go through it, but how you come out of it. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes, it's a wakeup call."

*C'mon Nuni, you've sucked your entire career!

furiousBall said...

I'd love to get a copy of Kruk's appearances on Letterman. I remember one time they played a montage of Kruker's worst moments including a horrible head first slide attempt that left him 3 feet from the bag and him catching a pop fly trotting in to see the runners circling the bases (since he had just gloved the second out)

das411 said...

Did anybody else get tix for The Return of JIM THOME Game?