I don't give a rat's ass...
*if the headcase known as Gavin Floyd wins 5 Cy Youngs with the ChiSox.
*about Abe "No-Hit" Nunez's defense when his bat is less of a threat than the French army.
*that Charlie Manuel gets headaches from using big words like "the" and "it".
*how many times Burrell is caught looking at 3rd strikes as long as he hits homeruns, knocks in runners, has an OPS around .890, and shuts all his nay-sayers up.
*about silly little injuries such as infected hairs, jock itch, hemorrhoids, or split ends...suck it up!
*what the projections for each player are. The game is played on the field, not in a computer you silly pencil pushing statheads, go get "lucky" with your mouse.
*where David "H-Mo" Bell ends up playing in 2007, as long as he isn't with the Phils. The fact that he's still a free agent speaks volumes.
*how many walks J-Roll gets as long as he produces like he did last year (45 doubles, 25 homeruns, 127 runs, 83 rbi, 36 sb, and an OPS of .812).
*For old time sake- I don't give a hairy monkey's nipple, our Model Dictator, Fabio Castro should be in the Phils bullpen.