From the elegant words of Garth's mouth from Wayne's World- "If you're going to spew, spew into this."
Why may you be feeling a bit queasy? Pat Gillick just signed Karim Garcia to a minor league contract. I know I'm making a bigger deal out of this than need be, or am I? Look at our bench "potential" for next season...it's an utter crapfest: Chris Coste, Jayson Werth, Abe Nunez, Chris Roberson, Danny Sandoval, and Karim Garcia...wow, that's inspiring! Coste is decent, but he only has 1 year under his belt and is getting the shaft from the Phils brass so far this offseason. Werth hasn't played in a season and a half, so who knows what we'll get outta him. Nunez sucks, Roberson sucks, and Sandoval sucks, plain and simple. Garcia sucked in America, he sucked in Japan, hell he'd suck in Scandinavia if given the chance. I've been trying to stay optimistic this offseason, but the lack of quality arms for the bullpen and the total duds that may fill out the bench next season leave me felling like I might just need the bucket to spill my breakfast into.