Monday, January 29, 2007

Bling-Bling

If you're thinking about getting all fancied up for a night out on the town, you might want to consider purchasing some of this exquisite jewelry. Not only would you be supporting your favorite team, you would also assure yourself of being noticed. Imagine telling your date the time with this fine wrist watch, or sporting these lovely earrings...you're guaranteed to get some nookie. I image J-Roll and company rock the bling-bling whenever they're out on the prowl during away trips. You know they have to step up their game with strange tang running amuck, it's like a smorgasbord. However, as nice as all of these trinkets may be, it don't mean a thing if you ain't got that ring!


~Carson

12 comments:

Maria said...

I want those earrings and a ring...for the 2007 Phillies.

GM-Carson said...

I'd wear the watch if given to me as a present. There were many other earrings, bracelets, charms, and even studs for belly buttons, but I didn't want to include every piece of bling-bling I could find. Like I said- it don't mean a thing unless we get that ring.

Bob D said...

I want the ring, am I allowed to play? Last year my softball stats included at 500+ BA, 1 HR, and a ton of doubles and triples. I can play OF/C/1B/2B and can toss a 6 to 12 foot arc - ala - Moyer type pitches. I'll arm wrestle Nunez for a bench spot.

Bob D said...

it don't mean a thing unless we get that ring.
Do-Wap, Do-Wap, Do-Wap, Do-Wap, Do-Wap, Do-Wap, Do-Wap, Do-Wap, Do-Wap, Do-Wap

Skeeter said...

that's not bling bling... that's bling BLAO!

GM-Carson said...

Bob D- damn 500 ab's and only 1 homer, you're weak!

Pat Burrell has taken the lead in the favorite left fielder poll, with the slight edge over Bull.

GM-Carson said...

Don't be suprised to see Rick Helling signed by the Phils to a minor league deal within the week. This is just a hunch.

GM-Carson said...

If you'd like a breakdown of what's left on the free agent market, head over to my other blog, More Hardball, at http://morehardball.blogspot.com

Quite a stellar array of talent. No, not really.

Bob D said...

Come on Carson you make me sound like Nunez. At least I hit over 500 and hit it out of the infield regularly.

Why Rick Helling? Is this to a minor league deal as a backup SP and possible RP?

GM-Carson said...

Why Rick Helling- long man, experienced relief pitcher. I read this rumor one place and thought it made sense. He's not good by any stretch of the imagination, but taking him in on a minor league deal is cool with me.

Bob D- have no fear, you're far superior to No-Hit Nunez my friend.

furiousBall said...

that bling just screams "it was a gift!" to me.

it somewhat reminds me of this guy i worked with in high school. he was always on probation for DUI or beating up handicapped people or something fun like that...he had a big Van Halen logo tattoo on his bicep...I always wondered if it was from the DLR era or Hagar era (Gary Cherone era happened after my time working there)

GM-Carson said...

Does it really matter which era of Van Halen it was from? In my opinion they all sucked!