I'm trying to get into the spirit of the Holiday season. And what better way to do so then make fun of WSBGM's biggest target- Charlie Manuel. Corey and I love song parodies, so I decided to create a little diddy for Manuel to the jingle of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Charlie the R-Tard Manager:
Charlie, the R-Tard Manager,
Was so stupid that it shows,
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he blows. (like a porn star)
All of the other managers,
Used to laugh and call him names. (like moron)
They never let poor Charlie,
Join in any playoff games. (like the World Series)
Then one foggy Spring Training eve,
Pat Gillick came to say,
"Hey, Manuel because you’re not so bright,
I’m going to fire your ass tonight."
Then all the managers mocked him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Manuel the R-Tard Manager,
You're the biggest dumbass in history!"
*Interesting note about Manuel- his middle name is Fuqua...go figure.