As this year draws to an end, it is important to remember the significant events and people of the past 12 months before we go flipping the calendar over to 2007. We've been recognizing some of the best moments on this blog over the past few weeks, and in that spirit I bring to you Best Quotes...enjoy.
Runners-Up: (in no particular order)
*Sure Abreu got four balls more than boy Siamese twins and he had a lofty OPS, but we know he didn't exactly drip with fervor.
*Burrell is slower than a paraplegic with brake locks on.
*The Phillies are a big fat turd, sugar-coating that turd isn't going to make it taste any better going down!
*He's not very baseball savvy, and with each post-game interview seems to reach a new apex of bumbling dumbass. (About our R-Tard manager Manuel)
*I have a soft spot for the sweets too, I believe they call them man-boobs (In regards to that donut-eatin-sonna-bitch Lieber)
*Burrell would be the ultimate player's manager, with a clubhouse full of vodka, beer, Skoal, and strippers.
That's right, the Phillies have come up short again, just like a midget trying to get on a roller coaster
Like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga...I'm out!