Tuesday, September 26, 2006

About to rock?


I'm trying something new tonight. Instead of waiting until morning to do my post, I'm going to go out on a limb and use rock gods ACDC as my guide. The following are lyrics from some of their head-banging, ear-splitting raucous songs. Which way will these last 6 games go? ACDC offers their answer, but either way it'll be a rockin' good time!

*For those about to rock...We salute you!

*We're on a highway to hell!

*Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

*He's got big ball, she's got big balls, but I've got the biggest balls of them all!

*She shook me all night long!

*Satan's comin' to you Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now Hell's Bells!



*'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite! T.N.T., and I'll win the fight!

*You've been thunderstruck!

*Back in black I hit the sack I've been too long I'm glad to be back.

~Carson

19 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Phils bats are rocking' so far!

GM-Carson said...

Too bad the Nationals bats are rocking too. Throw strikes Myers...I hate walks! Make the bastards earn it at least.

GM-Carson said...

Burrell is NOT worth a pinch of shit! He' is horrible. Give the Phils a rally and Burrell is bound to kill it. 75% of more of the time with runners on 3rd with less than 2 outs that run should be scored. Phils are shitting the bed and Dodgers are going Yahtzee in the 1st against the Rockies...bye, bye playoffs! Piece of shit Phillies!

The Rev said...

They've left 9 runners on base thru 6 innings.

What's the season record for LOB? I wonder if the 2006 Phillies are approaching that record.

The Rev said...

At least my friend Danny Martinez is in the Phillies season ticket commercial with the Spanish announcer announcing
Ryan Howard's home runs. That's the only thing that has made me happy tonight.

The Rev said...

And mark my words...

Michael Bourn getting caught stealing in the 8th inning by oversliding the bag when he was safe, and then getting tagged out after oversliding, is going to be the play we remember if we lose by one game.

That just cost us a potential tying run, and makes us have to begin the 9th inning with Coste instead of Rollins.

A rookie mistake might cost us this critical game.

Mike H. said...

You should have went with some Neil Diamond or some other easy listening tonight, DQ. Damn, that sucked all the way around...

BENTZ said...

Hate to say it, but the season is slipping away already...LA is killing the Rockies and should take a one game lead with five to play...I don't see them overcoming it, not after games like tonight...

BENTZ said...

I wish I could find one reason to be confident of how this is going to turn out...but sadly, I can't...different script, different actors, different villain, same damn ending...

IUP Philly Fan said...

if we miss the playoffs this year i place the blame squarely on three people.

#1: arthur rhodes for all those games he blew for us and how shitty he pitched.

#2: pat burrell for having a high paycheck and being the shittiest clutch athlete i've ever seen. i would empty my entire bank account right now if it meant pat burrell would never see another game in phillies pinstripes.

#3: charlie manuel for running arthur rhodes out there all the time and for not giving up on burrell a while ago.

everyone else on this team has put 110% in and i love them for it. they truly are the fightin phils and i really hope they get a playoff spot.

IUP Philly Fan said...

ps, ac/dc kicks ass!

fans said...

how about Simon & Garfunkle's

You're either near your destination or you're ...
"Slip Sliding Away..."

BenJah said...

it's not over yet guys!!! geez, put aside your phillyosity for five more days!!

BloodStripes said...

Its a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n roll and its a long way to the shop if you wanna sausage roll.

The Phillies are going that long way. Still a chance to go all the way to the top. Keep Phightin' Phils.

From where I am, its along way to the US if want to watch a Phillies game so I just handed MLB TV 30 bucks for an international Pennant package. Make it well worth it for me Phils.

GM-Carson said...

BloodStripes- hope that money isn't going towards an all New York showdown...that would suck balls!

Well, the Phils just gave their first beer of the six-pack away, thinking they're being a good friend to the Nationals. I hope their generosity stops tonight and they shotgun those last 5 brews, taking them straight to the head so we can go Nucking Futs!

Sadly though, it appears we may be on a highway to Hell...5 to go.

BloodStripes said...

Well whatever happens at least I'm already getting my moneys worth watching all the highlights of the season. Just got home from vacation today and I am straight into it here tonight. An upgraded DSL speed and MLB TV. Very happy.

With only 5 left I could be upset very soon but can thank the Phils for a good season whatever happens. They were written off and came good.

Los said...

Same ol' Phils.

GM-Carson said...

Los- "same ol' Phils"...yeah sorta. Different actors, playing different roles, but in the end they're all spoilers. When the hell are we going to get back to the post-season?!

BloodStripes- welcome back from "vacation". Am I Americanizing you, because I thought you refered to it as "holiday".

BloodStripes said...

Yeah we call it holidays here. Vacation is good. I like it. Anyway I'm still on "holidays". I'll be at home off work for another week so I can hopefully watch the Phils win the WC. I've planned it that way, lets see if it works.