Sunday, August 13, 2006

Sunday Ramblings

Roger Ebert and Charlie Manuel Suck
Fabio Castro has gone for 10 1/3 innings, 3 hits and zero runs while with the Phillies. Yet he's only pitched in 6 games in 6 weeks. I haven't seen this much lunacy since that fat-ass popcorn eater Roger Ebert put "Joe Dirt" in his worst movies ever list. In his review he says "that the act of being buried in crap is not in and of itself funny." Sorry Roger, but it is. And it is this sort of thinking that keeps a 0.00 ERA on the bench, while Rick White strolls to the mound for his daily beating.
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Google Rocks!
I'm proud of a few things in my life, but maybe none prouder than my place in Google Land. Last week I was excited to learn that by typing in "steve jeltz" then clicking "images", Carson and I are the third image listed. That's right, it goes, jheri curl, jheri curl, crackers. Granted, that can't be topped, but today I learned that when you type in "rheal cormier hemorrhoids" WSBGM's is the first link. Not to be outdone, we are also the first link if you search "abreu sucks" which you should do everyday. Drink a beer (or seven) to Jeltzy, Frenchy, his 'roids, Abreu's David Doster-like power, and our crappy blog.
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Time For A Change
It's time for Scott Mathieson to change his role. I haven't given up on him. He not Gavin Floyd. But if the Phillies really want to compete for the Wild Card (I feel ridiculous saying that...) he's has get out of the rotation. Maybe put him in the bullpen, I think he had good enough stuff for less than three innings (the Ryan Madson similarities are scary.) Of course, Charlie Manuel is retarded, so he won't do that. Not to say the mental retardation is necessarily bad in baseball, Tom Henke had an all-star caliber career, but it seems Manuel's extra chromosomes aren't working for him. Take this as an example of when giving 110% is not a good thing...

Corey

9 comments:

GM-Carson said...

That Henke baseaball card is priceless! He's was a "Ringer".

*When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Our blog is reaching cult status! Let's keep spreading the word, and hopefully more and more will join the dark forces!

~Drama Queen

GM-Carson said...

Also of note- Joe Dirt is a great f'n movie! The dog's balls being stuck to the porch almost made me piss myself with laughter!

Corey- EMBRACE THE BEARD!...I'm not really a Rick White fan, but the more and more he appears, it's just funny for some odd reason.

~Carson

Whelkman said...

So, what the fuck is up with Myers? We only tolerate the wife beater because he's supposed to be good. His last three starts have been Lieber quality. I think he's pining for the "old Phils".

By the way, I originally found pabaseball by entering "Lieberthal sucks" into Google. I read the archive and was hooked.

GM-Carson said...

Whelkman- I always look forward to hearing from you. That's awesome the way you found our blog...ain't google a great thing?! Pass the word of WSBGM's to some friends, maybe we can really get this place jumpin'.

~Carson

GM-Carson said...

being associated with "lieberthal sucks" is truly an honor.

carson, back to back blogs mentioning retards ("when the fuck did we get ice cream?"). stellar journalism. Mongoloid Henke is the man!

by the way, thank you for mentioning chris wheeler. when i get time, i'm going to blog a rant about how much a can't stand some of the phillies broadcasters.

corey

GM-Carson said...

If we keep comparing the like of Manuel and Ebert to retards, we're going to give the handicapped a bad name, and they're good people unlike the aforementioned.

~Carson

BloodStripes said...

I'm drifting into darkness and reading WSBGM's more and more.

GM-Carson said...

BloodStipes- you are now one of us...you can't deny it...give in, or give up!

BloodStripes said...

I wanna be a GM