Before Otis Nixon (seen below in a 2004 mugshot)was getting high on crack, getting naked, and threatening women with knives, he was getting high on crack and threatening left-handed Mormon relief pitchers with kung-fu kicks.
This photo is of Otis Nixon charging Phillies pitcher Wally Ritchie after he was hit by a Ritchie fastball in a 1991 game.
I think the Phillies need a good brawl or two, to get them fired up, or just for pure entertainment. They are carrying 13 pitchers, they can afford to lose one for a few games. They need to pick out a hot-head on an opposing team that likely would charge the mound, maybe a guy who might be coked-out, and bean him. And I want Rick White to do the beaning, because if he gets his ass kicked, I wouldn't really care.
On a side note, Wally Ritchie pitched for 4 years with the Phils, and had a lifetime ERA of 3.14. Then he got released and never made the majors again. Solid years on some pretty bad Phillies teams, Big Wally deserves some props.