Monday, August 07, 2006
I see dead people
There is some scary stuff going on inside the Phillies organization. I think they're planning a sequel to the 6th Sense, called No Sense, because that's what carrying 13 pitchers and 3 guys batting around .150 makes...NO SENSE!!! Sandoval and Roberson aren't even warm bodies off the bench for the Phils, I believe rigor mortis has set in. Then there is Nunez with his Deadman Walking-like numbers of 151 ab, .159 ba, .439 ops, 13 r, and 8 rbi. Some dudes have been known to knock in 8 rbi in one game let alone 2/3 of a season. Nunez is DEAD weight! The Phillies must be into some crazy, sickening, kinky stuff to be letting themselves get screwed by 3 players of that stature...necrophilia?!