Tuesday, August 15, 2006
"Amen" from the Bobbleheads!
I know it's Tuesday, but in the Church of Baseball every day is for worshipping. So sit back and enjoy a riveting sermon from the sanctimonious Rev. Drama Queen and his clanking choir of Bobbleheads.
*Can I get an "Amen" for a 13-0 Phils victory over the Mets?
*Praise Jesus for Cole Hamels!
*Thank you Lord for Chase Utley!
*Holy Moses the Pirates are on a winning streak!
*Oh Zeus, thank you for your thunderstick in the form of Ryan Howard.
*Much love to Mohammed for the pleasure of watching Freddy Sanchez.
*Thank you Shiva for bringing the Pirates a respectable catcher in the body of Ronny Paulino.
*Rub-a-dub-dub of Buddha's belly for the Legend and Lore of Fabio "Model Dictator" Castro.
*Big shout out to the Bible, Koran, and whatever religious readings for the likes of Chris Coste, Jason Bay, Brett Myers, David Dellucci, Jack Wilson, Jose Castillo, Mike Gonzalez, Shane Victorino, Jimmy Rollins, and any other Phucco that decides to play well!
*Screw Tom Cruise and the Church of Science!
P.S. If you found this to be blasphemous...chill out, Jesus had a sense of humor!