Too bad the man upstairs himself (Jesus) isn't available for such trivial things such as the Phillies 2006 season success. So, we'll just take what we can get in 2 washed-up "Hey-Zeuses" (Jose DeJesus, pitcher, and Ivan DeJesus, marginal short stop). In fact 2 out of the 3 DeJesuses have played for the Phillies, maybe they should go trade for David DeJesus, who is currently in the Hell known as the Royals organization. We need some divine intervention up in here!
Reasons we need help: *Ryan Franklin may be moved into the starting rotation. *We have 1 legit starting pitcher, Brett Myers. *We haven't been to the playoffs since '93. *Howard, Utley, Burrell, Abreu, and Rowand are all nice hitters, but we can't score runs. *Hey we're the Phillies, lift our fricken curse! *There are many more reason that we need the help of a higher being/entity, so please add to the list.